Kenn Nesbitt'S Poetry4Kids

What"s the point of tonsils?Are they there just khổng lồ annoy?For my throat is fiery red & sore,This really is no joy.I"m sure they have it in for me,And laugh whilst they rebel!No doubt they must have sầu planned for weeks,To give me pain and swell!My voice is thin và raspy,So it even hurts to lớn speak!These dastardly expanding glands,Are making me feel weak!I"ve sầu asked before just what they do,But notoàn thân could tell.So I suppose my Tonsils" only use,Are weeks off school, unwell!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.

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There once was a witch on a broom,Who flew by the light of the moon.But she took a wrong turn,Just outside Bern,And missed Halloween, the buffoon!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
Daddy"s on a diet,Taking care with what he eats.So I guess I should keep quiet,That I saw hyên ổn wolfing sweets!Daddy"s on a diet,And for me it"s turned out well!As I"ve sầu joined the secret feasting,To ensure that I won"t tell!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
I"m excellent, fabulous, great as can be!Astoundingly splendid. Yes, seriously!I"m wickedly wondrous to such a degree,That I"m out of this world. I can see you agree!Breathtakingly super, a sure guarantee,There"s no one as peachy or first class as me!Phenomenal homework comes most easily,So why is last week"s marked in red with an "E"?(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
There"s Rumbles in my tummy,How they grizzle, grunt & groan!They"re unhappily residing,Doing nothing there but moan!They"re grumbling with hunger,And complaining more và more!These Rumbles in my tummy,That I simply can"t ignore!They"re building lớn crescenvì chưng,Getting louder than before!So I guess I"ll have sầu lớn feed them,Candy, crisps & choc galore!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
I emptied my bubble bath inlớn the tub,Determined to get myself thoroughly scrubbed.The bottle had said "ONLY ONE CAPhường OR TWO",So I poured in the lot khổng lồ see what it would do!That still didn"t seem quite enough khổng lồ get clean,So I followed it up with another fifteen.Then three bars of soap & a dozen shampoo,And two broken bath bombs khổng lồ finish my brew!I"ll cut to lớn the chase, this did not turn out well,As the burbling, foaming bath bubbles did swell!It wasn"t all bad, I was clean & smelt sweet,But outside my soap suds had buried the street!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
I"m scoffing lots of chocolate cake,But not quite as much as I"d like!I"m wolfing it down with a whirl of my spoon,& it"s flinging up, down, left and right!It"s hitting the walls and spraying the floor,It"s covered up Bessie our cát.There"s crumbs in my hair and on mother"s best chair,And the window"s one choclatey splat.But faster và faster I shovel it up,Not bothered I"m missing my chops.As it drips from my nose và collects in my ears,Gloops drop from nose và go plop!Then too quickly it"s gone, there just was not enough,As I"d said at the start of this smasher,With my greedy delight (sloppy cake on the lights),Not one spot found its way past my gnashers!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
Mummy wants a hug,That"s her twenty-first today!I guess she doesn"t realise,That hugs aren"t cheap these days!I only stocked up Thursday,And they cost a heap of cash.For a paông xã of thirty Super Hugs,My piggy ngân hàng was smashed!So my mum will have to vì,With fewer from now on.Or else I"ll have sầu no money left,And my hugs will all be gone!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
The gurgling, burbling plug-hole trùm cuối,Is waiting to slurp up your bath!Skulking below in the bowels of the drain,It belches its bubbling wrath!Biding its time, till you pull out the plug,Watch out, or it nibbles your feet!The terrible, blubbering beast there within,Is something you don"t want khổng lồ meet!A blobulous mass of suddy shampoo,It gulps dirty water with glee.Then shiftily checks for the presence of toes,And, with luck, the occasional knee!So take heed và beware as you finish your soak,And ensure that you keep your legs clear!Let it swig till it"s full, hear it grumble and moan,And despondently then disappear!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.

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There"s a rhino,There"s a hippo,And a super eight-winged bat!There"s a lion,And a monkey,In a giant bowler hat!There"s a castle,With a dragon,And the knight who"s come to slay!There"s an octopus,With shoes on,And he"s holding a bouquet!There"s a man,With untied laces,Who"s just fallen in a pond!And a wizard,In galoshes,Trying khổng lồ mend his broken wand!There"s a boy,Who"s doing nothing,Gazing up at cloudy skies.Yes it"s me,I should be busy,I"ve sầu got school work lớn revise!(c)2003-2007 Gareth LancasterNo poetry may be reproduced without the author"s permission.
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